How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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