god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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