i'm signing you up for texting rehab
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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