Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
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Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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