is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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