How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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