Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
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she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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