No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
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I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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