I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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