Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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Found your dick twin last night
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
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Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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