some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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