you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Randomize
