I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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