He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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