he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!