A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
That's an oxymoron.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did