K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid