It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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