girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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