I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
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You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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