just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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