As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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