Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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