Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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