would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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