I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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