So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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