So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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