So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
They should really pass out barf bags in church
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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