I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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