maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm always down for nudity.
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