Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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