Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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