I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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