My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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