remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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