Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
being pregnant is like rehab
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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