mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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