I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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