Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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