super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
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Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
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I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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