somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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