No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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