i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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