Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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