The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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