i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
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That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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