i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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