Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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