uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
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He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
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He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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