That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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