She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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