still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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