it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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