discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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