Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
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If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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