Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I just had sex on a roof
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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